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"Then
I drove him mad, plaguing him with voices, storms, every evil
omen... he should have sold me the shoes at half off!" |
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"If
you observe the dangerous doctor M, immediately leave the area and
inform the authorities.
Do not attempt to apprehend the
mysterious doctor M.
He is considered nosed and
dangerous."
~ Interpol alert circular X2304 |
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"Remember,
Isabelle, with great power comes great responsibility."
"But grandfather, I want
to destroy the world!" |
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"Captain...
I feel... gothness and murky darkness, filled with loud, bass-heavy
music... and leather, I feel a lot of leather."
"What are you saying, Hippychile?"
"Captain, this is the planet
Nosferatu! (gasp! choke!) |
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"Hephaestus,
this pumpkin has angered the gods! It must be sacrificed to restore
the natural order!" ~ Zeus (while Cybele and Atargatis look on)
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"Woo...
dudes... those are some righteous vibrations spinning out of the
heart of the universe... reaching out to each and every one of us...
God is love, man, God is love. Peace." |
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UN
scientists examine conclusive proof of the existence of the
Jagarundi. Despite severe doubts expressed by Dr. Stefan Ashe
(Scripps Institute), Dr. Robert Lee Ervin (Mime School de Paris) is
convinced the "Jag" is real. (please ignore the strange
skin condition) |
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The
Jagarundi in question. |
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(AP
- Istanbul) General Mustapha Kemal, following a bitter dispute with
the Imperial General Staff over the conduct of the campaign in the
Levant, is assigned to a the backwater posting, counting seals on
the beach. |
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(AP
- Istanbul) General Mustapha Kemal waits in the main train station,
before traveling to his new post on the beach at Gelibolu. When
questioned, Kemal growled that "nothing ever happens at
Gelibolu. It's not even a very nice beach." |
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The
end of another long, long day at Disneyland. A contract worker
walking to employee parking in one of the underground garages. |
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"No,
I don't think we're exploited by the Mouse. We're Wild Things, you
know, and usually we just run around in the woods, kidnapping little
children. This way we get benefits, and paid vacation." |
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"I
love... Disneyland. I really, really do. (sob) I hope I can get that
job at Bloomingdales..." |
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During
half-time at the Siege of Troy, the Olympians catch a breather. Troy
is up 43-28, and things do not look good for the Acheans. With
sixty-five seconds to go in the final quarter, the Achean sub
quarterback Odikwios will throw a 96 yard hail mary for the victory. |
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"Oh,
you bet. Troy has a lock on this one... home field advantage, a
great running back in Hector, a canny qb in King Priam. They can't
lose. Too bad they have to put up with that punk Paris... he gets on
my nerves." |
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"Awww!
Not the Wooden Horse play!
WE WERE ROBBED!
The officials are blind, BLIND!" |
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"Le
chat noir, es magnifique!" |
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